Lance Armstrong raced bikes while on dope-riding while on drugs takes talent- I tried while drunk & almost knocked my teeth out

18 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

Silly me thinking most Americans know what the fifth amendment is! You know kim Kardashian's due date-god forbid you care about your freedom

19 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

@KPD_13 you can, just hand them to the cambodian prince...

27 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

Will shaking Bill Clinton's hand get me pregnant?

28 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

so Barbie what happens when you've had your disney dream wedding? Just lived the "happiest moment of your life" pretty sad existence I say.

31 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

@ShowRiz they no longer exist, broadway is now Disney

32 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

"Oh honey let's go to Disney world for a romantic vacation" Exactly what my man should say to me if he wants to be my EX man

34 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

@KPD_13 the prince is on the rag today here has a big stic up the butt. Actually been a big snatch all week.

39 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

the cambodian prince at work wants to know how muchto buy my niece for his wife - he wants to keep her in a nice bamboo cage

40 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)

Watched Woody Harrelson & wife bring Willy Nelson a gift 2 his bus yesterday-it must have been a magic trick cause the bus filled with smoke

48 weeks ago from productionkat (Twitter)